VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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