Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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