David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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