No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
