Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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