I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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