come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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