Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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