I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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