i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You did what with his pubic hair?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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