I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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