this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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