butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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