All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
50% drunk capacity currently
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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