windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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