so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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