You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
My life is pants optional.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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