Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize