She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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