No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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