i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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