Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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