thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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