it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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