I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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