By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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