Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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