You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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