One girl and one boy is just not enough.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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