those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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