This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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