Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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