Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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