He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
