I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Mom said you looked used
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
whose parrot is this?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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