A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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