The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
