Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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