She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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