Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Dignity is for republicans.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
