i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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