everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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