is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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