Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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