My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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