He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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