I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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