You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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