I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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