Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
