So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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