She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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