Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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