problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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