How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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